Your Daily Laugh – from Funny Editor.com

Do you ever need a laugh? I do, so Funny Editor.com sends me at least one a day, usually more. The best part – trying to figure out the answer. I usually miss, but I love trying. Here’s today’s joke . . . can you guess the answer?

​Joke #1
Where can you find the most stressed- out parents? 
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​And the answer is . . . 
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Disneyland! 

​I didn’t think of Disney, the happiest place on earth, but I did think of taking the perfect Christmas picture. It used to stress me out, especially when my kids were toddlers.

Click the link below if you want to look at the answer. You’ll also find more jokes, and, you can subscribe to funnyeditor.com.

PS – I found this one using the categories button, under family. I wonder what category I’ll pick tomorrow . . . I’ll let you know then 😊
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                     Link: Where can you find the most stressed-out parents? (funnyeditor.com)
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Joke #2
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation? 
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​And the answer is . . . 
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Photo: By Terabass - Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=11848631

Photo: By Anthony Quintano from Hillsborough, NJ, United States - Working New Years Eve Social Media for NBC, CC BY 2.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=37961644

​Times Square!
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I didn’t think of times, like multiplication. Or square either, like the shape, or 22 (two squared.) In math a number that’s squared is multiplied by itself. 22 equals 2x2, and that’s 4.

All I could think of was pie, not the kind you eat – the math kind, “Pi.” They’re pronounced the same, but pi’s a symbol that looks like this . . . "π". If you want to calculate pi, divide the circumference of a circle by its diameter. The answer is never-ending, but math teachers round it up to 3.14.

I’m glad the funny editor picked the other Times Square, the block in New York City. I have two pictures of it. The first is from a regular night. The second is New Year’s Eve. That’s when people from all over the US come together to celebrate. They watch the ball drop. It marks the beginning of the new year.
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Click the link below if you want to look at the answer. I found it in Categories, under education.
                           Link: Where do math teachers like to go on vacation? (funnyeditor.com)
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Joke #3
Why does Santa’s sled get such good mileage?

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​Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
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Long distance made me think fuel. Cars run on gasoline. Reindeer –  on food. I couldn’t make it punny, but the funny editor did – with long distance runners.

It’s a great play on words . . . with the runners . . . those things on the bottom. They run through the snow on a regular sled, but they run through the air for Santa.

There are also runners – the kind that pull the sleigh. Santa uses reindeer for his. Click the link below if you want to look at the answer, and, more jokes. I found this one in Categories, under holiday.
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​Link: Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage? (funnyeditor.com)   
PS – I already picked Joke #4 for tomorrow 😊 From the same category 😊


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Joke #4
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

​​And the answer is . . . 

Because it “soots” him. 

I love the Funny Editor.com answers. I didn’t have a thing for this one, and their answer is a 3-way word play. Think ‘suit.’ It has 2 meanings that fit – suit as in the one Santa’s wearing. The other suit is when something matches or fits you. Example – chocolate suits me! It really does!
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The real answer is completely different from suit, in how it looks, and sounds. Soot rhymes with foot. It’s the smoke pouring out of the chimney, the black powder inside it, and the ashes in the fireplace. I don’t know how Santa’s ‘suit’ stays clean with all that ‘soot.’

Click the link below if you want to find this joke and a few more. This one was in Categories, under holiday.

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